Upload a chat. Marty tells you what's really going on.

Marty reads every message and writes what he really thinks about everyone in it.

Analyze a chat
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Meet your readers

Marty reads your first report. Every report ends with a sharper question, and as you keep asking, new readers join with their own take on the same chat.

  1. Report 1Marty joins
  2. Report 2
  3. Report 3June joins
  4. Report 4
  5. Report 5Theo joins
Your first report

Marty

Wedding & beach-club DJ

“One of you is dancing. The other one keeps checking the time.”

Has watched a thousand couples from behind the decks, and can usually tell which ones will make it.

Best forBlunt verdictsWho's chasing whom
Unlocks at report 3

June

Night-shift nurse

“Notice when they stopped asking how your day was.”

Twenty years of 3am conversations. People tell her everything, and she says the hard thing gently.

Best forMixed signalsWhat's left unsaid
Unlocks at report 5

Theo

Retired ferry captain

“I did exactly this in 1994. Don't.”

Twice divorced, on good terms with both. Has made most of these mistakes himself and would rather you didn't.

Best forThe long viewBig decisions

How it works

  1. 1Export the chatFrom WhatsApp, iMessage, Telegram or Instagram. We show you how for each one.
  2. 2Upload itWe count every message and delete the original file.
  3. 3Tell us who's whoPick which one is you, and the language for your report.
  4. 4Read your reportThe verdict, the real dynamic, the moment things changed, and what to do next.

Questions

Which chats can I upload?

WhatsApp (the .zip or .txt from Export chat), iMessage (via imessage-exporter or an iMazing CSV), Telegram (result.json) and Instagram (message_1.json or the thread folder, zipped).

Who can see my chat?

Only you. The file you upload is deleted as soon as it's read. The text of the messages is kept so you can ask for more reports, and you can delete it any time.

Does anyone train AI on my messages?

No. Reports are written by Anthropic's Claude through its API, and Anthropic doesn't train on data sent that way.

How much does it cost?

The opening of every report is free. Unlocking the full report is a one-time payment: $9.99 with Marty, $14.99 with June, $19.99 with Theo. No subscription.

How long does a report take?

The first report reads every message, so it takes a few minutes. Later reports on the same chat reuse those notes and are quicker.

The other people in my chat didn't sign up. Is that OK?

Only upload conversations you're part of, and think about how the others would feel before you share a report with anyone.